I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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