you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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