did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Randomize
