Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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