Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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