Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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