I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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