oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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