i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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