I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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