I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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