you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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