I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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