i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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