Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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