when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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