We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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