Do vagina's smell?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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