and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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