i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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