? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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