yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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