He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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