I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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