hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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