How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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