so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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