Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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