Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I love black thongs
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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