He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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