so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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