Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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