my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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