haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
