Don't you send me to vm
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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