I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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