We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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