You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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