What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize