i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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