god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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