Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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