I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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