Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i think i just lost a toe
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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