I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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