hotel room ftw
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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