We got so high we made milksteak
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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