youre lurking in front of me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There are leaves in my underwear?
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