Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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