fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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