You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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