I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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