no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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