You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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