You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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