in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Randomize
