I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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