you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
