Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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